Saturday, February 21, 2009

Conference WHATEVER?

Yesterday Kugan and Gerald (fake names) started being very nice t0 me. Ok Kugan is always nice but today he is EXTRA nice. Firstly they called me to go to the library but I didn't -.- . Then sichuan (how to spell!??!?!!) told be to go to a conference where a group of boys and girls are waiting. I keep saying they are planning to BEAT ME UP. Then I shouted to Dalton (fake name again) when he is playing football, " GOOD MISS DALTON!" Anyway Im worse than him and onli can be a post defender ( means standing still to defend the ball). I scored only one goal in their matches, and it is a really lame one. Firstly I am standing so close to their goalpost that that I can do a really simple goal. Which I did. The ball aimed into me and go straight into the goal post... rofl

Then, Mrs Lau assembled us in front of the bookshop to go to the extra lessons. We instead gone to the science room for a reason i forgot :P. When I slam down my bag to the floor the bag fall to one side and my water in my water bottle started spilling out. Man, it hasn't been firmly closed. I got a mop and Mrs Lau called me to not waste so much time.

Finally, Im home! Ate BBQ chicken wings rice which I bought earlier, showered and played Dragon Fable, see if there is any new items in Club Penguin, and dota.

Any one plays dota with Garena? Tag with a dota-themed message please :)

Here's a joke I got from my bro's blog.

A Singaporean was on a holiday in Malaysia.He was having his coffee, croissant, bread, butter, and jam at the hotel's coffee house.
A Malaysian man who was chewing gum sat down next to him and started a casual conversation.
Malaysian: You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?
Singaporean: Of course.
Malaysian: We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them intocroissants and sell them across to Singapore.
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian: Do you eat the jam with the bread?
Singaporean : Of course.
Malaysian(chuckling): We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore.
This time, the Singaporean retorted, "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"
Malaysian: Why? Of course we do.
Singaporean: Do you wear protection?
Malaysian: Of course! We wear condoms.
Singaporean: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?
Malaysian: Stupid question! Of course we throw them away.
Singaporean : We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia. That's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore.

Posted by Ace at 7:45 AM